"No, I'm white too. Why are you so white, son?"
Wife: Darling, I'm too hot. You're too hot, baby.
One child was reading a book called "How to Raise Children".
Mother: No, why are you reading this book?
Son: I want to know if my upbringing is going well.
Went to buy underwear in a stingy market.
Miser: Sahuji, show me an underwear
Sahuji: It is better to take it
Miser: How much does it cost?
Sahuji: 500
Stingy: Oh Sahuji, always show off, not overly partying.
A thief has gone to steal from a rich man. It was written on the safe, "It is not necessary to break the safe. If you press the red button on the front by pressing the number 452, the safe will open automatically." When the thief pressed the button, the alarm went off and the police came and caught the thief.
The thief said to Sahuji, "From today, I have lost faith in people." ”
Wife: Yesterday you were drinking a lot and fighting in the sewers. Do you still drink like this?
Husband: What to do is the effect of all the wrong company, 4 friends 1 bottle of alcohol, 3 idiots had to not drink alcohol so it was too much.
Ram: The doctor had challenged me to get me back on my feet within a month.
Shyam: Yes, and did he really do that?
Ram: Ah, I had to sell my car to pay his bill.
One friend with another: Dude, have you seen a lie detector?
Another friend: Not only seen but in my house
Friend: Yes?
Another friend: Yes, I married the same machine.
Husband: I have benefited a lot by marrying you.
Wife: (happily) Yes and how?
Husband: I am being judged for the sin I have committed.
Police: (to the robber) You will be hanged tomorrow at 5 o'clock in the morning.
Danka: Ha ha ha
POLICE: Why are you laughing?
Daanka: Because I sleep till 8 o'clock in the morning.
A child had been trying for a long time to press the bell button outside a door but could not. An old man saw this and came in front of the child and asked.
Old man: Babu, what are you doing?
Child: Uncle, I want to ring this bell.
Old man (pressing the bell button): Dad, I rang, what to do now?
Baby: Now run.
Some fun Nepali jokes
While talking to 3 Gafadi children
First child: Dude, if our father plowed the plow, the earth would split.
Second child: What is your father and if our father flies a plane, the sky will burst.
And the third child: - What is your father, and if our father gives more, it will be torn apart.
Teacher: The fruit of theft is very bad, so never steal
Ram got up in the middle and said, "Sir, I stole an apple yesterday and ate it. It was very sweet."
Ram was asked by his friend, do you know why the windows and doors of the room are closed while using A / C?
Ram: Don't know why outsiders don't enjoy A / C.
The editor of a magazine dared to publish the news that 50 percent of the leaders of our country are corrupt. From tomorrow onwards, the editor has been receiving threats on the phone that if you correct the news you have published, it will not be true or good.
A tourist came to visit Nepal, he kept a Nepali guide and went for a walk. They approached the clock tower and the tourist asked the guide, "How long did it take to build the clock tower?"
Guide: 5 years
Tourist: Nepalis are very lazy, if we had it would be in 2 years.
After seeing Ranipokhari again
Tourist: How long did it take to build this pond?
Guide: It was made in 1 year.
Tourist: You are very lazy. If it was ours, it would be made in 5 months.
Turning around, they reached near the tower
Tourist: How long did it take to build this tower?
Guide: I don't know, it wasn't here until yesterday….
Boyfriend - no! Dad shouldn't be abusive at home seeing you wearing this miniskirt?
Girlfriend - no! No, but the mother is very abusive.
Boyfriend - Why doesn't the father say anything and the mother scolds so much?
Boyfriend - Mom doesn't like her clothes being worn by others.
Girlfriend - Do you quit smoking after marriage?
Boyfriend - why don't you leave?
Girlfriend - what about alcohol and cards!
Boyfriend - I'll leave that too.
Girlfriend - What are you planning to give up before marriage?
Boyfriend - you!
Girlfriend - I can't live without you. When will you marry me?
Boyfriend - dear I will marry you but first I have to ask my family.
Boyfriend - do your parents agree?
Boyfriend - why not my father - my mother is not interested in my personal life. I am afraid of my wife and son!
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