Lets Laugh with some jokes

There was a white man, when his son was born he was neither black nor black. He went to his wife and asked:
"No, I'm white too. Why are you so white, son?"
Wife: Darling, I'm too hot. You're too hot, baby.
One child was reading a book called "How to Raise Children".
Mother: No, why are you reading this book?
Son: I want to know if my upbringing is going well.
Went to buy underwear in a stingy market.
Miser: Sahuji, show me an underwear
Sahuji: It is better to take it
Miser: How much does it cost?
Sahuji: 500
Stingy: Oh Sahuji, always show off, not overly partying.
A thief has gone to steal from a rich man. It was written on the safe, "It is not necessary to break the safe. If you press the red button on the front by pressing the number 452, the safe will open automatically." When the thief pressed the button, the alarm went off and the police came and caught the thief.
The thief said to Sahuji, "From today, I have lost faith in people." ”

Wife: Yesterday you were drinking a lot and fighting in the sewers. Do you still drink like this?
Husband: What to do is the effect of all the wrong company, 4 friends 1 bottle of alcohol, 3 idiots had to not drink alcohol so it was too much.
Ram: The doctor had challenged me to get me back on my feet within a month.
Shyam: Yes, and did he really do that?
Ram: Ah, I had to sell my car to pay his bill.
One friend with another: Dude, have you seen a lie detector?
Another friend: Not only seen but in my house
Friend: Yes?
Another friend: Yes, I married the same machine.
Husband: I have benefited a lot by marrying you.
Wife: (happily) Yes and how?
Husband: I am being judged for the sin I have committed.
Police: (to the robber) You will be hanged tomorrow at 5 o'clock in the morning.
Danka: Ha ha ha
POLICE: Why are you laughing?
Daanka: Because I sleep till 8 o'clock in the morning.
A child had been trying for a long time to press the bell button outside a door but could not. An old man saw this and came in front of the child and asked.
Old man: Babu, what are you doing?
Child: Uncle, I want to ring this bell.
Old man (pressing the bell button): Dad, I rang, what to do now?
Baby: Now run.
Some fun Nepali jokes
While talking to 3 Gafadi children
First child: Dude, if our father plowed the plow, the earth would split.
Second child: What is your father and if our father flies a plane, the sky will burst.
And the third child: - What is your father, and if our father gives more, it will be torn apart.
Teacher: The fruit of theft is very bad, so never steal
Ram got up in the middle and said, "Sir, I stole an apple yesterday and ate it. It was very sweet."
Ram was asked by his friend, do you know why the windows and doors of the room are closed while using A / C?
Ram: Don't know why outsiders don't enjoy A / C.
The editor of a magazine dared to publish the news that 50 percent of the leaders of our country are corrupt. From tomorrow onwards, the editor has been receiving threats on the phone that if you correct the news you have published, it will not be true or good.
A tourist came to visit Nepal, he kept a Nepali guide and went for a walk. They approached the clock tower and the tourist asked the guide, "How long did it take to build the clock tower?"
Guide: 5 years
Tourist: Nepalis are very lazy, if we had it would be in 2 years.
After seeing Ranipokhari again
Tourist: How long did it take to build this pond?
Guide: It was made in 1 year.
Tourist: You are very lazy. If it was ours, it would be made in 5 months.
Turning around, they reached near the tower
Tourist: How long did it take to build this tower?
Guide: I don't know, it wasn't here until yesterday….
Boyfriend - no! Dad shouldn't be abusive at home seeing you wearing this miniskirt?
Girlfriend - no! No, but the mother is very abusive.
Boyfriend - Why doesn't the father say anything and the mother scolds so much?
Boyfriend - Mom doesn't like her clothes being worn by others.
Girlfriend - Do you quit smoking after marriage?
Boyfriend - why don't you leave?
Girlfriend - what about alcohol and cards!
Boyfriend - I'll leave that too.
Girlfriend - What are you planning to give up before marriage?
Boyfriend - you!
Girlfriend - I can't live without you. When will you marry me?
Boyfriend - dear I will marry you but first I have to ask my family.
Boyfriend - do your parents agree?
Boyfriend - why not my father - my mother is not interested in my personal life. I am afraid of my wife and son!

Very lucky are the husbands who get married to a girl with these 6 qualities

The sacred texts portray different parts of human life. In oceanography, it is conceivable to know the destiny, characteristics and different parts of an individual's life by taking a gander at the structure and state of the body parts. In light of this, there is a strict conviction that one can know the fate of an individual. In the Shiva Purana, Kumar Kartikeya portrays such characteristics in an individual that an individual who has these characteristics is fortunate, blessed and gets great natural products. In that Purana, it is referenced about the twelve characteristics of a fortunate virgin. It has been referenced that a man who weds a young lady with this quality is likewise fortunate. 

It is accepted that young ladies with brilliant face and reasonable composition are fortunate. 

It is said that a young lady with her eyebrows bowed like a bow can't be trusted. In the event that the eyebrows in the eyes are bowed like a bow, at that point the young ladies are viewed as fortunate. 

Young lady with an up close and personal with a dad - If the essence of any young lady goes to meet with her dad, young ladies with such a face are fortunate. They get joy throughout everyday life and each fantasy they need is satisfied. 

Dark Long Hair - Black long hair is fortunate for a young lady who has wavy hair at the front of her head. A young lady with appealing smooth, delicate hair is viewed as the best. 

Huge brow and forward portion of the head - A young lady with a major temple and forward portion of the head is rich and fortunate. 

The piece of wearing vermilion is straight and raised - The piece of the young lady who wears vermilion is straight and raised. Such young ladies are additionally viewed as fortunate.

Marry a girl with such qualities, luck shines

According to Acharya Chanakya, every person can find happiness even in bad situations. That person can be called wise in the world. Chanakya says that one should never waste time to achieve three things.

Nectar should be extracted from poison
According to Chanakya, everyone should know how to get nectar from poison. This means that if nectar is found in the poison at any time, it should be taken. This means that if the talent is in the garbage, you should not leave any shortcomings to accept it.

Do not hesitate to extract gold from garbage
Gold is valuable. Even if you get an opportunity to extract gold from garbage, you should not miss such an opportunity. Anyone who wants to get something good should always strive.

What kind of woman to adopt?
If a woman should be virtuous and beautiful. Even if a woman from a poor family is wise, she should not feel embarrassed to adopt. If there is a good woman in the enemy's house, don't be afraid to have a relationship with her. The house that a good-natured, virtuous woman leaves her home is beautiful.

Actress Benisha Hamal

Actress Benisha Hamal is a known actress perhaps the best entertainer in the Nepali entertainment world. Entertainer Hamal, who entered demonstrating through the music video 'Moh', filled in as a radio moderator and wet. In the first film, he acted in quite a while 'Swar'. About six of his movies were at that point hits. She even won the Best Actress grant from the film 'Daze Rocks' in 2075.

Entertainer Benisha Hamal, who left the film 'Tulke', had been living in Mumbai for quite a while, however now she is living in Nepal because of the woodwork. She was considering filmmaking in Mumbai around then. She took a 15-month course at the FX School of Filmmaking in Mumbai. As indicated by Benisha, she said she could complete her examinations in Mumbai.

As indicated by Benisha, she didn't have the foggiest idea of what to do in the wake of finishing the course. Be that as it may, alongside acting in the movie, Benisha was additionally keen on coordinating, so she was probably going to proceed in coordinating. In this way, she began contemplating film making. Around then, she said that she was certain that Benisha would not be associated with any film for one more year.

"The school sends us to an entry-level position in a decent studio throughout the previous three months of our examinations," she said. She said she would before long be coordinating a short film. Benisha, who showed up in Nepali movies from the film 'Swar', has likewise won the 'National Film Award' from the film 'Dazzle Rocks'.

Usha Upreti's love story

With the expanding utilization of Tiktak in Nepal, new abilities are getting open doors in music recordings. The individuals who have great supporters and abilities in Tiktak are currently occupied in music recordings. Usha Upreti from Jhapa, who has gathered in excess of 850,000 supporters in Tiktak, is likewise occupied with music recordings.

The music video of the tune 'Maya Garounla' sung by him has been made open just on Thursday. Excellent model Usha Upreti and Sagar Thapa, who figured out how to get around 4 lakh devotees in Tiktak, have acted live in the open video. Viewing the video of Usha and Sagar, it appears that they are a genuine adoring couple.


Chief and Editor Prabin Bhatt has guided it by buckling down in different delightful spots of the nation. The video, shot by Anil K Manandhar and Karan Chaser, is arranged by Pramod Bhandari.

The music of the melody with the expressions of the artist himself has been created by Uday Raj Poudel. The video is made in an unexpected style in comparison to what is at present available. An open tune loaded with affection and sentiment, shot in film style, has figured out how to gather great conversation since its delivery.

Usha, who has been longing for turning into a film entertainer since she was youthful, says that she will result in these present circumstances field despite the fact that she isn't a ticket holder. In any case, he contends that he resulted in these present circumstances territory somewhat early on account of the ticket. Usha said that she is a major fanatic of saint Pal Shah. Usha, who chipped away at a music video with Paul, stated, "My heart was beating when I initially met Paul. I am glad to work with him. '

Usha, who was stunned when Paul commended her work, said that she enjoyed Paul's useful, humble nature. Usha says, "I have considered going into the entertainment world." But, a ton of arrangements must be accomplished for this. '

A young man weighing 444 kg is looking for a suitable wife

Agency. The 27-year-old Pakistani weightlifter is looking for a wife who can fit his body weighing 444 kg. The 444 kg weightlifter wants his bride to weigh at least 100 kg but he has already rejected 300 offers as he could not find such a young woman.

Not only Hyatt but his family thinks that his daughter-in-law should weigh at least 100 kg. In his opinion, if there are many differences between the bride and groom, the couple will not get married. The family even wants Arbab's bride to be 6 feet 4 inches tall. Also, the young lady should come to make good food. Hyatt eats a thousand carbs a day. He eats 36 eggs daily.

See also: Gold worth 30 million extracted at once by digging the ground! A couple digging in southern Australia have found two gold nuggets in the ground. The value of these two buckets is said to be two and a half million US dollars (30 million Nepali rupees). Brent Shannon and Ethan West discovered the gold nuggets near the town of Tarnagulla in Victoria. Their discovery was featured on the popular TV show 'Australian Gold Hunters'. The show aired on Thursday. The couple discovered the gold using a metal detector.

After finding out that there was gold, they excavated and extracted the gold. The whole process of extracting gold was shown on TV. "It's definitely one of our most important discoveries," Ethan West told CNN. According to the Discovery Channel, which broadcasts the show, Ethan West and his father found the gold nuggets, which weighed about three and a half kilos, in a matter of hours. This TV show shows the work of couples searching for gold in remote areas of Australia.

The program shows how researchers search for gold buried in the ground. Speaking to Australian TV show Sunrise, Bent Shannon said, "We wanted to take a chance. That kepal was an empty field. Which means it's about to be the most delusional time of the year, as well. According to Ethan West, excavations over four years have uncovered perhaps thousands of pieces of gold. The Discovery Channel also says that gold explorers can pay up to 30 percent more for a gold nugget than their estimated value.

In 2019, an Australian man extracted 1.4 kg of gold using a metal detector. Its estimated value was more than 69,000. Gold mining in Australia began in the 1850s and is still an important industry in the country today. According to a local website, Tarnagullashahar was founded during the Victoria Gold Rush and is one of the richest cities in the world where many explorers try their luck.

Jharana Thapa's daughter Suhana Thapa Biography

As the hour of the arrival of the film 'A Mero Hajur 3' approaches, the prevalence of Suhana has taken off a ton. The trailer of the film set a new precedent on YouTube. So did the melodies of the film. The melodies and the trailer and her meetings have likewise been mainstream among Nepali watchers. Suhana's blending with Anmol KC has been preferred by the enthusiasts of Anmol KC as well.

SUSHANA THAPA PROFILE

Name – Sushana Thapa

Mother – Jharana Thapa, entertainer, and chief

Father – Sunil Kumar Thapa, filmmaker

Date of birth – May 8, 1996 (21 years starting at 2018)

Spot of birth – Kathmandu

Training – Bachelors Degree understudy (USA)

STAR DAUGHTER SUHANA

When Suhana was conceived, Jharana was one of the top entertainers in the Nepali entertainment world. Her dad was one of the main makers of Nepali movies. In this way, she experienced childhood in film condition. She has seen Jharana's fame since her youth and it is nothing unexpected that she needed a piece of that. She needed to be a star like Jharana.

Entertainer Jharana has seen a lot of star kids neglect to establish connections in the entertainment world. The business is merciless in tolerating new specialists. She trusted that a protected undertaking will present her little girl in the entertainment world. She has likewise made a gigantic interest in her presentation film. Jharana decided to present Suhana in 'A Mero Hajur 3' for in any event the accompanying three reasons:

The film is a fruitful establishment. The first including the mother Jharana in the driving job was an effective film. The spin-off, 'A Mero Hajur 2' was likewise a fruitful film. It included Samragyee RL Shah in the driving job and Jharana was the chief.

The film is her home creation made under the flag named after Suhana.

Jharan has contributed vigorously on the entertainer – Anmol KC. All the movies of Anmol KC have been effective before. In this way, he is a sure thing. That was the explanation she consented to pay Rs. 30 lakh for his job. That was Rs. 20 Lakh not exactly Anmol's underlying interest.

Nepali actress Marishka Pokharel got married in Australia

In a most recent report, entertainer Mariska Pokharel has hitched her beau of two years in a private function in Australia. As indicated by reports, Marishka's sweetheart had been living in Australia throughout the previous 8 years and they were seeing each other throughout the previous 2 years. 

Marishka Pokharel began acting in Nepali motion pictures in 2016. She appeared in 'Ke Ma Timro Hoina Ra', a film by Akash Adhikari inverse to another introduction entertainer Aaryan Adhikari. Despite the fact that the film includes notable entertainers like Gauri Malla and Mithila Sharma the film wasn't a lot of fruitful. 

At that point, Mariska did her second film 'Chapali Height 2'. The film was additionally delivered in 2016. The film coordinated by notable chief Dipendra K Khanal likewise neglected to do an enchantment. The film additionally highlighted another entertainer and model, Pramita RL Rana in the driving job. The film was exceptional for Paramita as she was included with her then-sweetheart Ayushman Desraj Joshi. The disappointment of the film was stunning for the famous couple's presentation appearance. Paramita and Ayushman isolated after the film. Ayushman Desraj got hitched to another entertainer Priyanka Karki this year. 

Before appearing in acting she did a music video in 2015. She was included in Swaroop Raj Acharya's Aaja Man Ma Timro and others. In any case, the most mainstream saw the music of Mariskha so far are Shirphool and Salko Paat. 

Marishka's interests are acting, face painting, paper specialty, and demonstrating. Marishka had additionally worked as a workmanship educator at Daizawa International School, Tokyo, Japan. She had begun showing expressions at 18 years old years with no earlier workmanship training. 

It is generally secret that Marishka was likewise marked into a Hindi show film named 'Yaara' in 2016, preceding she appeared in Nepali film. The film coordinated by Tigmanshu Dhulia, situated in "A Gang Story" by Oliver Marchal was advised to highlight Irrfan Khan and Shruti Haasan in driving jobs. Later Irrfan Khan was expelled from the film and the shooting was deferred. The film was shot in Nepal as well and is relied upon to deliver in 2021. 

Around then, Mariska had informed that she had got a short job in the film in the wake of being chosen in the tryout. It isn't known whether she did the job or not. 

The compliment to Marishka and her better half on the new excursion in your life. I will refresh it with a video report sooner or later.

Shilpa Pokharel Nepali Model and actress

Before debuting as a big-screen actress in ‘Lazza, actress Shilpa Pokharel was a well-known actress and model of Nepali music videos. Her big-screen debut was made by a well-known producer of the Nepali film industry, Chhabi Raj Ojha. Ojha is known to introduce successful actors and actresses to the Nepali film industry in the past. Shilpa’s opposite in the movie, Aryan Sigdel, was also introduced by Chhabi in the past. The top actress Rekha Thapa and the top actor of the Nepali film industry, Rajesh Hamal, were also introduced by Chhabi in the film industry.

ACTRESS PROFILE:

• Name – Shilpa Pokharel
• Height – 5 feet 2 inches
• Father – Purushottam Pokharel
• Mother – Suchita Kafle Pokharel
• Home town – Pokharia, Biratnagar
• Television debut – Gharbeti Ba, a comedy serial
• Movie debut – Lazza

TELEVISION DEBUT

Shilpa’s acting debut was in a TV comedy serial and was one of the main characters of the serial. She acted in 16-episodes of the comedy serial ‘Gharbeti Ba’ aired in Kantipur Television. It was when Shishir Subedi left the serial, Shilpa Pokharel also left the serial and she started modeling in the music video. She later became one of the most successful music video models of her time.

MUSIC VIDEO JOURNEY

The music video debut of Shilpa was in the singer Purna Rai’s music video. The music video titled ‘Halka Halka…’ was directed by Arjun Adhikari wasn’t released for a long time. It was released after she became successful in her music video career and she also started acting in big-screen movies.

The first music video that was released to the public featuring Shilpa was of singers Anju Pant and Sworup Raj Acharya. The music video titled ‘Timi Kasko Hune…’ became an instant success. The success of the video can be attributed to Shilpa’s success as a music video model. Shilpa then becomes one of the busiest music video models in Nepal. She did about 100 music videos in the first year of her music video acting career. That is about two music videos every week.

While working as a music video model, Shilpa had worked with well-known music video directors like Monal Shishir, Arjun Adhikari, Subash Regmi, Shiva BK, Umer Gurung, Diwas Pokharel, and Bikesh Subedi.

SHILPA, A BEAUTICIAN

In addition to modeling and acting, Shilpa is also a trained beautician. Shilpa has done an advanced course in beautician from Neel David’s Saloon. Although she is a trained beautician, she is more inclined towards acting and wishes to be one of the successful actresses rather than becoming a beautician.

Filmography of Shilpa Pokharel

Shilpa signed up Chhabi Raj Ojha’s production movie ‘Lazza’ and debuted in acting. Shilpa was featured opposite to Aryan Sigdel in the movie. The movie was released in 2015 and became a hit. In the same year, she signed the second Chhabi Ojha movie ‘Hawaldar Suntali’. After the success of Hawaldar suntali , Pokhrel did the film of Karishma Manandhar “Fagu ” but the film couldn’t do good business.

In 2016, she acted in Brindaban and also did Chhabi’s third movie ‘Kismat 2’. Although ‘Brindaban’ didn’t do well, ‘Kismat 2’ was successful. In 2017, Shilpa debuted as a producer. She teamed up with Chhabi Raj Ojha to produce ‘Mangalam’. The movie was successful in theatre. While all the movies she did in Chhabi Raj Ojha’s banner were successful, all of the movies she did in outside banner were failures.

It was later known that Shilpa had secretly married Chhabi before she became the producer of ‘Mangalam’. Now, Shilpa has filed for divorce and the decision is pending.

• Lazza (2014) (watch ‘Lazza’ in Nepali)
• Hawaldar Suntali (2015) (watch ‘Hawaldar Suntali’ in Nepali)
• Fagu (2016)
• Brindaban (2016)
• Kismat 2 (2016)
• Mangalam (2017)
• Villain (2019)

Awards and Nominations

• Best Actress Award at the D Cine Award 2015 (EXT-2)
• Nominated as Best Debt actress 2015 (NEFTA film awards)

PERSONAL LIFE:

Shilpa comes from a well-to-do family in Biratnagar. Her father owns a family business, Raj Chemical Udhyog.

Shilpa Pokharel used to have an affair with a director. After she met the producer Chhabi Raj Ojha to act in ‘Lazza’ they started seeing each other. At the time of the release of the movie, news about their affair was revealed in the media. They were shown drinking coffee from the same cup in a TV program. The movie was successful.

Chhabi started repeating Shilpa in his movies. On July 13, 2016, Shilpa and Chhabi got married secretly. Nobody was told about the marriage and it was kept a secret until Chhabi decided to tell me about his marriage in 2019. They also got the marriage registered in 2019. But, in less than half a year of the registration of marriage, Shilpa decided to go to the police and complain about domestic violence against her.

In an interview, Chhabi Raj Ojha told that his marriage with Shilpa was actually her second marriage. But, Shilpa has claimed that she was never married before Chhabi. Saptahik weekly has also named Shilpa’s first husband. Shilpa has admitted that she was having an affair but wasn’t married.